14th March 2014

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Black guys are just as bad as Mexicans.
I’m trying to get some damn Mcdoubles, not wave at you.

2nd March 2014

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If these dogs do not shut the fuck up, so help me god. HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU BARK FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT?! How is this seriously possible?

16th February 2014

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I love when people say they’ll be here in 30 minutes and that really means over a hour and a half

11th February 2014

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I literally just want to eat everything I can get my hands on.

5th February 2014

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I am so fucking over getting shit on constantly. It’s never fucking ending. NEVER.

4th February 2014

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Too overwhelmed by moving for the millionth time….
Someone halp.

3rd February 2014

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I’m so far beyond fucking annoyed today it’s unbelievable. I’m just straight up pissed off.
This shit is all fucking ridiculous.

27th January 2014

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Lose the ‘tude dude

25th January 2014

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Who doesn’t want bacon in their cocktail?

24th January 2014

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Must learn what Semolina flour is exactly…